1. "What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP."
     
  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    [illfated]

    And this is why, one day, he will slaughter Mario in a fit of rage.

     

  3. Another massive eBay dump is on my eBay store now—there’s some video games, video game memorabilia, a Vera Bradley bag, several leather-bound blank journals, plenty of books, and other miscellany. BUY STUFF! Get it off our hands and out of our apartment! http://tinyurl.com/nykfhn5

     
  4. …or delicious. Depends on your perspective.

    (Source: vegantruth, via jessbless)

     
  5. sparklecheese:

    awwww-cute:

    My boyfriend Cliff works from home, but our kitten Simon insists on being held multiple times throughout the day. This was impacting Cliff’s ability to get work done so we had to fashion a kitten sling so that Simon could get his snuggles in and Cliff could work

    this is too cute!

    My cat barely leaves my side when I am home anyway, I don’t want to enable her with this. 

    (via feistydreamsfangasms)

     
  6. oatmeal:

    I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman.

    AHAHAHAHAHA

     

  7. Entitled

    1. Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
    2. Therapist: Why?
    3. Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
    4. Therapist: And?
    5. Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
    6. Therapist: Touche
     
  8. ninjabrians:

    YELLS LOUDLY BC ARIN

    (via wilwheaton)

     

  9. panicacidide:

    Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

    Kinda reminds me of my own college. It’s why I never photograph men, because if I ask them to do a shoot, even if it’s not a nude shoot, it’s like, “NO HOMO!!!” Oy. Not everything revolves around the penis, guys. 

    (via isparklewhenshesmiles)

     
  10. alphaomegasin:

    Sabin from FF6 treating the Phantom Train like his bitch